Dick's Guide to Seduction and Lovemaking Tips From America's politicians of the 1970's, 80's and 90's

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Washington has been populated by high testosterone, adulterous politicians for the past 25 years.  In 1974, Rep. Wilbur Mills (D-Ark.) cheated on his wife. He chased after and won the heart of a stripper named Anabell Battistella, who was also known as "Fanne Foxe, the Argentine Firecracker." Like so many of Bill Clinton's 1990 girl friends, she willingly sacrificed herself for the good of Wilbur.  When she and Will were high and speeding, their car was stopped by the park police.  She gallantly jumped into Washington DC's Tidal Basin while Mills was being questioned. Poor Mills. His problem occurred in 1974, before the womanizing of the worshipped Kennedy boys and the oral sex president, Bill Clinton.  In 1974 America's voters were not aware that all politicians are liars.  Americans had not been taught by the National Organization Of Woman that all men were cheaters and adulterers.  Naive Americans -- in the 1970's -- did not care for promiscuous behavior on the part of adulterous womanizing politicians.  Americans had not yet learned to tolerate adulterous cheaters in the Whitehouse and congress.  Poor Wilbur, caught doing what all politicians are now tolerated for doing, did not seek re-election. To learn more about this sexy adulterer, whose only crime was that he came to soon see this Excite search.

But, by 1976 Americans were beginning to display affection towards Washington's womanizers, even those who used their power to get sex.  Rep. Wayne L. Hays (D-Ohio) got caught in his sexual affair with Elizabeth Ray, a clerk in his office. But he went on to win a seat in the Ohio Legislature.  The people of Ohio helped to lead the crusade for a softer, kinder set of sexual ethics for the Boys will be Boys in Washington.

While real male politicians were indiscriminately showering Washington with sperm, squeamish politicians took evasive action, neither giving up, or condoning, the privilege of powerful male politicians to seduce younger people.  On July 20, 1983, the politicians officially censured Reps. Gerry E. Studds (D-Mass.) and Daniel B. Crane (R-Ill.), who both admitted sexual relations with House pages.  Gerry's seduction involved a male page.  Dan seduced a girl.  Somebody had to take the fall.  The squeamish politicians, even in the 1980's, still  needed to pretend that THEY would never seduce a young page. By 1999 it was clear that even the President of the United States could seduce a young girl and get away with it.

On March 11, 1988, understanding the leeway given Washington Politicians quietly, Gary Hart regretfully ended his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination, simply because he was caught on camera with some of his young lovers, like Donna Rice.  At this time, the press was still hypocritical.  It was OK for politicians to act like cats in heat, as long as they did not get caught on camera.  Indeed, one of Wilbur Mills problems was that his stop for speeding had been caught on camera. Wilbur, so used to lying like a politician panicked when he could not lie his way out of the situation.  The Washington press corp was generally very liberal and tolerant of adultery, unless there was a good picture available.  A good picture sells papers and makes the evening TV news shows.

But the voters could take just so much philandering.  On May 8, 1990, Rep. Donald E. "Buzz" Lukens (R-Ohio) lost the GOP primary to John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) after being convicted for having sex with a 16-year-old girl.  The Great Groper, Bill Clinton, has shown strong ethics by staying away from women less than 18 years old.  It is only a rumor that he hit on some of his teen age daughter Chelsea's friends.

On Sept. 28, 1995 straight laced Mid West voters got the upper hand and sent poor Illinois Democratic Representative. Mel Reynolds to five years in prison.  His big crime?  Having sex with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer and obstructing justice. Reynolds, a victim of an obvious right wing conspiracy, was later sentenced to six additional years in prison on other charges.  Perhaps this lynching of Reynolds was a response to the emerging truth about the wife-cheating Kennedy brothers, Robert and John.  The Washington press had kept John Kennedy's adulterous behavior secret for many years.  As the truth of his, and his brothers, insatiable sexual appetites became known, there was a backlash among the holier-than-thou Christians.  The Kennedy boys were long dead, and someone had to take the fall.  Mel Reynolds with his addiction to teen age sex became the sacrificial lamb.

On Oct. 1, 1995 Senator Bob Packwood (R-Ore.) resigned from the Senate following a three-year inquiry into allegations that he sexually harassed female members of his staff.  Again, Bob was a sacrificial lamb.  When it came to senatorial business he had always obeyed the dictates of woman's organizations,  like N.O.W.  He might have escaped any penalties for his normal Washington politicians behavior (i.e. harassing women and adulterous behavior) but he made one mistake. He wrote down all of his sexual conquests in a diary.  When his diary became public he had to go.  Again, it was still important for the other adulterous, sex harassing politicians to take a stand against this behavior, when it was discovered.

On Aug. 29, 1996, Dick Morris quit the Clinton campaign following reports of Dick's relationship with prostitute Sherry Rowlands.  This resignation seems very strange, given that Dick's boss Clinton was the most obvious sexual deviant to ever sit in the White House.  It may have been Dick Morris's choice to use traditional sexual behavior that caused him to lose Clinton's support.  Clinton never uses prostitutes, preferring to either send uniformed officers to get women, or simply using his powerful office to attract women.  Dick's decision to use a more traditional approach, paying prostitutes, might have gotten Bill upset. Bill often brags that, "I never have to pay."

On Dec. 11, 1997 Clinton's fornicating buddy and former housing secretary, Henry Cisneros, was indicted on 18 felony counts of conspiracy, obstruction of justice and making false statements to the FBI regarding payments to a former mistress.  Unlike the quick thinking Clinton, Cisneros used some of his own funds to support his mistress. Clinton, of course, simply gets his sexual partners jobs in his government, or jobs with friends of his government.

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