Dick's Guide on How to go from an unemployed college student to a paid White House staffer in just 5 months
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I can't release my name. It could be dangerous. But my pal Dick has asked me to help college students learn from my successful experience. I went from an unemployed college student to a paid White House staffer in just 5 months, with a more or less guarantee of continued employment! Less than three years after college graduation I was world renowned. You too can have this success, if you are pretty, can kneel and are willing to do the dirty deed.
In May 1995 I graduated with a degree in psychology from a well known university. But I didn't just take the first job that came along. I had other plans, plans that would let me make the most from my talents. I went off to Washington, just like Mr. Smith, but I wasn't going to do good for America -- I had my sights a little higher. I joined the White House staff as an unpaid intern in the office of chief of staff LP (you know who you are LP, and I won't tell). A few months later, in November 1995, I had my opportunity. I wore a sexy dress and met my raison d'etre, a VERY high ranking politician-lawyer at a Washington party. I impressed the big smiling guy with my talents. By December 1995 I had a paying job in his office of Legislative Affairs. From an unemployed college student to a paid staffer with a VERY high ranking politician in just 5 months. Everything was great. I was making money doing what I always wanted. When his wife wasn't home I'd sneak into his big white house and bring him pleasure. But it wasn't all uphill. The Big Creep decided he longer needed my services in April 1996, although he made sure I got another paying job in the Pentagon, with the Pentagon spokesman (Kenny, baby, you know who you are, but I won't tell.). Still, I was working, but not at what I really wanted to do. I decided to get out of government work. A few months later these haughty investigators and their holier-than-thou attitude asked me if I had sexual relations with the President. What Nerve! My sex life is my own. So I signed a sworn affidavit in a trailer tramp's sexual- harassment suit against my big cuddly doll, saying I never had a sexual relationship with my cuddly doll. He, himself, told me oral sex isn't really sexual relationships. I did like giving "The Creep" oral sex. But, the Old Man had a strict rule: oral sex only. "At my age," he told me, "you can't take the risk of intercourse." If I ever return to his office he promised that I'd be made his "Special Assistant for blow jobs."
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